beerito: “are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
bastardlybrendan: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down #the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
licornedemer: ‘languages are pointless’ ‘languages are so easy to learn, anyone can do that!’ ‘english is going to become the dominant language anyway’ ‘what’s the point? i’m never going to use this language’ ‘everyone should learn english instead!’
ejacutastic: frostedbeanqueen: christmasblogger: challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually ur penis
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
drarna: REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
sabrinagrimm: showing a friend a song u like
coltheartedbitch: have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
hooruss: some-atoms: It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look. self conscious brains aww
I don’t think anything sucks more than knowing exactly what you want but not knowing where to find it.